原本无事想要去新浪找条新闻，打翻在地再踏上一只脚。孰料看到一个新闻说黄进当了政法的校长，于是我的丹田爆胎，元气大伤，萎顿在一旁的地上。

 

上学时曾有传言说黄进要到我们系里当老师，肯定不是系主任，但是学院的领导没有批准，因为担心“不好定行政级别”，换句话说，都是御前带刀侍卫，为啥我吃皇粮展昭是四品，招安的白玉堂也想要四品？当然展昭不是这号人，展昭只是说：这招安来的，我不好管理啊，给他几品都不合适，还不如相敬如冰。

 

如是如冰了，然后人家在陷空岛韩德培那憋几年，一下成了大理寺预科学院的太傅。

 

于是再次感叹，开封府不是那么好混的。

无聊了，去苏茜黄喝啤酒，端坐在吧台开始看戏。

 

好戏上演，先是十点钟方向有一男貌似欧阳震华，喝闷酒。然后发现1点钟方向有一女长的很清纯。很快清纯女遭遇一个貌似洪晃的胖男人搭讪，相谈甚欢。摇摇头，洪晃男有什么好，还不如她旁边那个落魄男。清纯女与我心有灵犀，同时开始和落魄男说话，果然上得厅堂下得厨房。

 

眼睛到处扫扫，别的地方没啥新鲜的，除了一个貌似潘虹的女子。回头继续观察清纯女，很可惜，洪晃男消失了，落魄男和清纯女也不说话了。但是紧接着一个顶门微秃貌似李宁的男子出现在清纯女旁边，又是相谈甚欢。然后两人推杯换盏、翩翩起舞，随即干柴遇烈火，口型如上岸的鱼。哥们揶揄我：你眼光可真准，那么清纯一姑娘......

 

总结影评：李宁男脱颖而出，不在于出众的外貌或抢眼的气质，而在于他会跳拉丁。可见掌握一门手艺有多么重要。艺不压身啊。

Not every woman is shaped the same — and believe me, men appreciate that. So sit back and let us praise our favorite things about women, in no particular order.

by Erik Parker

You might be frustrated with your so-called figure flaws, but to the man who loves you, everything about your body is beautiful. Here seven men share the somewhat unexpected attributes that make them go weak ...

1. Legs
"Everything starts with the walk and the legs," says Phil, 27, of Austin, Texas. "Some mornings, when my wife is shuffling around the house in one of my shirts with her legs all bare, I wonder how I got so lucky."

2. Belly Button
"My girlfriend's belly button is my favorite part of her body," says Del, 27, of Atlanta. "She has an outtie, and sometimes I'll push it in and out like a doorbell. It makes her giggle."

3. Small of the back
"It's the real 'first base,'" says Sam, 35, of Atlanta. "When I'm on a date and really enjoying her company, I'll gently touch the small of her back as I open the door for her. It's less intrusive, and sparks can fly without anyone going too far."

4. Arch of the foot
"It's the most sensual part of the body," says Ronald, 30, of Windsor, Connecticut, who admits he used to ask his college girlfriend to slip shoes on when friends came over. "When men see a woman's foot, they think about other intimate body parts."

5. Hips
As Jason, 27, of Dover, Delaware, notes, "What would the Coke bottle be without a woman's hips as a model? That shape just makes everything better."

6. Tongue
"She can do something as innocent as stick it out playfully, and it drives me wild," says Andrew, 32, of Brooklyn.

7. Scars
"My wife, the Martha Stewart coffee-cake-baking queen, used to be a tough chica when she was a kid," says Luis, 28, of Miami. "You would never know that today if there wasn't a little scar on her inner arm from a bike race that didn't end so well. That scar opened up another side of her to me. And by the way, she won that race. How sexy is that?"

We men love your bodies: your real bodies, not the bodies we see on TV or in movies. It's not just one thing that makes you the center of our universe — it's all of you. We'll deny that we ever bought a John Mayer album if you try to get us to admit it in public. But the guy was right about one thing — your body is a wonderland. Period.

话说拍《赤壁2》的时候，剧组经费不是很充裕，于是演员和导演都开动脑筋搞些一专多能的事情。周密策划下，孙尚香客串了黑豹突击队，女扮男装潜入曹军大营搞情报，还结识了佟大为扮演的同性恋千夫长，精神出轨给刘备戴了顶绿帽子。当然这事也不能怪刘备，北方汉子历来比南方汉子更爷们一点，所以连小乔也施施然去投奔曹军，当然，打输了就说是间谍工作。

 

《赤壁2》其实就是在讲爱情，曹操一封“铜雀春深锁二乔”的情书，打动美人心，也挑起了东方版的海伦之战，而曹操见到小乔后，甘为美人贻误战机，一误再误，最后导致战争的失利。这个故事就告诉我们，想泡妞，好听的话不能少说，而想勾男人，一些茶道之类的才艺也必不可少。笼而统之，就是说搞七捻三要有一定的精神层面的东西。梁启超先生的学生徐志摩老师，就是有精神层面的好男人的典范。轻轻的他走了，他又轻轻的来，挥一挥衣袖，带走少女怀春的心，最是那一低头的温柔，恰好似百合花的娇羞，于是他将花一朵，开在她心中，含苞待放意悠悠，待到山花烂漫时，再如干柴烈火。

 

曾经有一段我也擅长写情书，甚是能动情，和我有情的看了能哭的梨花带水，和我无情的看了能笑的百感交集。可是我还是觉得徐老师是我等所不能企及，一封小信，可以送给东南西北中发白各位佳丽，放之四海而皆准，犹如当年痞子蔡建议大家把所有的女朋友都叫做蜜糖一样，省得区分起来难办。想想这等大家高人，不需要有任何特定的对象，只需要把屁股坐稳，然后开始搜肠刮肚的意淫，幻想自己谈了场风花雪月的恋爱，一篇情书就基本成型。那该是何等的惊才绝艳？那该是何等的道行高深？他们不是在写一篇由文字组成的章节，而是在用文字描绘荷尔蒙对人生的影响。化腐朽为神奇，化抽象为具体。

 

干部年轻时也曾见过不少草根里的高人，一边打着光棍，一边帮人家写着情信，意气风发，左手操琴、右手夺命。尽管嘴里嚼的是碱放多了的白面馒头，桌上铺的是略泛着黄的牛皮草纸，哥几个从事的却是帮人家牵线搭桥、巩固和谐生活的伟大事业。可惜俱往矣，如今都是面含疾苦偶有菜色，伤感别离之际，却怎么也无法说出让姑娘迷途知返、浪子回头的宝贵言语，莫非都学我变朴实了不成？