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4月26日 乞讨与威胁地铁天桥都经常有很多残疾人在乞讨。某天看了一个飘洋过海干大事n年的女子写的东西,说这些人是以自己的丑陋相威胁,迫使路人掏出身外之物。所以她捐款只给慈善组织。
可是今天,我又看到一个盲人乞者,装扮非常专业,破旧的解放鞋,鞋底还磨破了橡胶,不由得想起了两个问题:
Q1: 乞丐自行上街脱贫,究竟是无组织无纪律的自力救济,还是政府和慈善机构公力救济的缺失?
Q2:乞丐露出残缺的四肢和烧伤的面孔时,究竟是丑恶让我们自觉掏钱,还是说他们的凄凉触动了我们心里相互扶助的慈悲心? 4月25日 出租车要涨价真搞笑, 说是车价和油价挂钩; 可是看看用来做参照的几个城市, 明明是车价和物价挂钩嘛,怎么不说郑州才1块一公里,还是捷达呢.
何况跟油价挂钩也是错误的,很多车烧气,便宜多了.
郁闷 先发个牢骚 有空详细论述拍砖. 4月17日 前世欠你一滴泪 --ZT
4月9日 论起名人的姓名和性格是有关系的, 而性格决定命运, 所以人的姓名和命运是有关系的.
实际上,利用化学元素周期表和精神理论, 通过阴阳五行大阵的计算方法, 可以将人的命运进行远远超过一般命理师推断方式的计算, 并得出人的生命构成, 从而揣测自己的命运.
示例:
以我的真实姓名进行推算, 得出我的生命构成如下:
以"村干部"的ID进行推算, 将得出我的生命构成如下:
........这个就解释了为什么我在网上像魔鬼一样危险的原因.
再用金蛇郎君的本名检测:
而"金蛇郎君"的名字则代表:--------------------------本人决定不加评论 这就解释了为啥金蛇郎君本人猥琐而上了网可以成为一国之主的原因.
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4月3日 这世界应该多一点点幽默These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place. >> >> Q: Are you sexually active? >> A: No, I just lie there. >> _____________________________ >> Q: What is your date of birth? >> A: July 15. >> Q: What year? >> A: Every year. >> _____________________________ >> Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? >> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. >> _____________________________ >> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? >> A: Yes. >> Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? >> A: I forget. >> Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? >> _____________________________ >> Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? >> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. >> Q: How long has he lived with you? >> A: Forty-five years. >> _____________________________ >> Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? >> A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" >> Q: And why did that upset you? >> A: My name is Susan. >> _____________________________ >> Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? >> A: Did you actually pass the bar exam? >> _____________________________ >> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? >> _____________________________ >> Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? >> _____________________________ >> Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? >> A: Yes. >> Q: And what were you doing at that time? >> _____________________________ >> Q: She had three children, right? >> A: Yes. >> Q: How many were boys? >> A: None >> Q: Were there any girls? >> _____________________________ >> Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to our attorney? >> A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. >> _____________________________ >> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? >> A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. >> _____________________________ >> Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? >> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. >> Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? >> A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. >> _____________________________ >> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? >> A: No. >> Q: Did you check for blood pressure? >> A: No. >> Q: Did you check for breathing? >> A: No. >> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? >> A: No. >> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? it have still been alive, nevertheless? >> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. >> _____________________________ >> Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? >> A: Oral >> _____________________________ >> A defense lawyer was trying to introduce some doubt into a policeman's testimony. >> "So Policeman X was covering the front and saw nothing." >> "Correct" >> "How do you know this?" >> "Because he told me." >> "So you believe what he says?" > > "Yes." >> "Always? Do you always trust your fellow officer?" >> "Yes. I trust him with my life every day." >> "Okay, officer. Do you have a locker room in police headquarters?" >> "Yes." >> "Do you have a locker?" >> "Yes." >> "Do you keep it locked?" >> "Yes." >> "If you trust other police officers with your life, why do you lock your locker?" >> "Well, the locker room and police headquarters are attached to the courthouse building, and a lot of lawyers are known to pass through." >> The judge had to call a recess as the laughter was unstoppable. |
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