北冥鱿鱼，身长八万米，展翅一飞八万里，一曲逍遥游，游遍田边地头。想看英文的有英文版，想唱中文的有中文版

 In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

 1814年俺出去溜个狗，沿着运河走走顺便买块饼；我买了瓶水我边喝边啃饼，然后看见垃圾堆旁边躺着两个人

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

我捡了块板砖丢掉我的饼，他们捡了大饼还咬了我的狗，我抡了他们一砖啊他们明显受了惊，拍倒在地上小狗开始吼； 

We looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing

 我吹了声口哨来了两百多个兄弟，人人都长着腿有四百多条腿，大家一起乱踹脚印留一地，我站在那背后说兄弟要使劲！

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 我捡了块板砖丢掉我的饼，我拍下了板砖我放开了我的狗，我又拍了一砖他们开始跑，顺着大街我们在后面吼~~

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em..
Well... we...

 路边的老头说我出手还算快，要他出手就是传说中的神龙把尾摆，我握着老头手说老头算你牛，我请你酒来的警察你赶走，well, we

Fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 丢掉了板砖说兄弟回家吃玉米，一人一个玉米米饭也管够，我们丢掉了板砖回家去啃玉米，叫上那老头说老头一起走

Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 磨刀的修剪刀的收废铁的大家一起走，跑得最快的人人都有玉米，抢不到玉米我这还有大饼，兄弟们对着跑掉的人背影大声吼

We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind

 我们吃饱了玉米开始磨菜刀，磨好了菜刀还要出去抢地盘，谁拿了我的小笼包赶快拿回来，没有力气掉链子谁带你打江山？

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 我捡了块板砖丢掉我的饼，我拍下了板砖我放开了我的狗，我又拍了一砖他们开始跑，顺着大街我们在后面吼~~

Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 Yeah我捡了块板砖我放开我的狗，他们转身就跑跑赢了我的狗，我抡了一砖啊根本就没使劲，他们已经飞过了山那头

Hut, hut, three, four
Sound off, three, four
Hut, hut, three, four
Sound off, three, four
Hut, hut, three, four